A mountain biker named Rod sent me a great recipe for breakfast burritos recently. They were so good that when I tried out his recipe, my son ate so many he could hardly move!

I made them again last night, but had a little problem. It seems that after I diced up the peppers I had to pee really bad. So, I went to the bathroom and washed my hands afterward like a good boy should. Trouble is, I should have washed them before I went to the bathroom!

I woke up after sleeping about an hour with a very intense burning feeling down below, ay carumba! It was the hot pepper residue burning me up! I had to get up and wash, in fact I had to do it twice. Now this was a different kind of stress to deal with, next time I’ll be more careful!

Ok, so they weren’t pickled peppers, but it was a … better stop now.